Babies Quotes

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands.

H. L. Mencken

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

Benjamin McLane Spock

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

George Carlin

I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.

Sir Winston Churchill