Money Quotes
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.Victoria Billings
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.Henri De Regnie
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.S. Barry Lipkin
Money alone sets all the world in motion.Publilius Syrus
Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.Margaret Bonnano
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.Rick Reilly
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I only knew which half.John Wanamake
Every sale has five basic obstacles no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.Zig Zigla
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.George Best
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.Charles Schwa
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.Henry Ford
There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a lot of money.David Williamson
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.Themistocles, from Plutarch, Lives
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.Samuel Butle
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.Edmund White
What power has law where only money rules.Gaius Petronius
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turne
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.Dorothy Parke
A good reputation is more valuable than money.Publilius Syrus
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.Arthur Mille
Once a man has some money, peace begins to sound good to him.Clint Eastwood, Movie: "A Fistful of Dollars, " 1964
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.Rebecca Johnson
Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.La Bruyere
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.Josh Billings
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - - Friends?Ralph Waldo Emerson
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.Mark Twain
Never spend your money before you have it.Thomas Jefferson
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.George Bernard Shaw
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.Sir Thomas More, Works
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
The most popular labor - Saving device is still money.Phyllis George
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.Henry Mille
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972)
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.Voltaire, The Portable Voltaire
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned Only when the last fish has been caught Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.Cree Indian Prophecy


