Money Quotes

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

Charles De Talleyrand

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.

Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.

Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Will Rogers

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

Ann Landers

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Nicholas Murray Butle

Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Scarface

Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money.

Deane Jordan

Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

Frank McKinney Hubbard

There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.

Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800

The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.

Paul Louis Courie

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.

Senator Everett Dirksen

Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.

William Lyon Phelps

Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.

George Washington

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Mark Twain

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

George Carlin, George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security.

Bertrand Russell

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Mark Russell

Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.

Val Peters

Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.

Henry Anatole Grunwald

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.

Mother Theresa

If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.

Marya Mannes

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

Lady Asto

The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.

John Sloan Dickey