Women Quotes

Franklin p. jones - all women should know how to take care of...
The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women - Of all classes - Detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion - Mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.
George Eliot
George santayana - friends are generally of the same sex, for when...
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Henry Louis Mencken
Anna quindlen - women are the glue that hold our day - to - day...
Of women I do not wish them to have power over men but over themselves.
Mary Wollstonecraft
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Alan Holbrook
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
Susan B. Anthony
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Roy Blount Jr.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
Elsa Schiaparelli
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
Anna Russell
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
Women prefer men who have something tender about them - - Especially the legal kind.
Kay Ingram
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Katharine Hepburn
The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.
Carey Bowman
Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me a woman and dearly am I beginning to pay for the honour of owning a pretty face.
Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Well behaved women seldom make history.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it.... While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it.
Learned Hand, jurist
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.
Warren Buffett
The nature of men and women - Their essential nature - Is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.
W. Somerset Maugham
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck men risk theirs.
Oscar Wilde
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
Laurie Colwin
They devoted the city to the lord and destroyed with the sword every living thing in it - Men and women, young and old, cattle, sheep and donkeys.
The Book of Joshua 6: 21
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Erica Jong
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are not content to be the sort of beings that God has made them, but try to persuade themselves that they are really beings of some different kind.
Eric Mascall
The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.
Ashely Montagu
If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.
Emily Taft Douglas
Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.
Lucretia P. Hunter, ``The Girl Today, The Woman Tomorrow', 1932
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Rosanne Ba
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Godfather, The
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham