Women Quotes
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.Kilgore Trout, Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. Page 19.
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.Paris Hilton
The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less.Franklin P. Adams
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.Alan Holbrook
I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women. On appointing 10 women to top government positions.Lyndon B. Johnson
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round... as a good time a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut - Up hearts freely.Charles Dickens
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.Roy Blount Jr.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.George Burns
Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me a woman and dearly am I beginning to pay for the honour of owning a pretty face.Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over.Bella Abzug
To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts.Lyndon B. Johnson
Sweet is revenge - Especially to women.Lord Byron
No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.Ronald Reagan
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.Marya Mannes
There are three intolerable things in life - Cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.Orson Welles
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.Henry Louis Mencken
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal of the anti - Abortion forces what they want is control. Control over behavior power over women. Women in the anti - Choice movement want to share in male power over women, and do so by denying their own womanhood, their own rights and responsibilities.Ursula K. LeGuin
Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it - - To that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.George Jean Nathan
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.W. Somerset Maugham
The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.Carey Bowman
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.Charlotte Whitton
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.Douglas Adams
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.Godfather, The
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.Elayne Boosle
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck men risk theirs.Oscar Wilde
When women go wrong, men go right after them.Mae West
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are not content to be the sort of beings that God has made them, but try to persuade themselves that they are really beings of some different kind.Eric Mascall
What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.Susan Sontag, Against Interpretation, 1966
Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.Plato
Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world.Philip Howard
The nature of men and women - Their essential nature - Is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.W. Somerset Maugham
Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.Antoinette Brown Blackwell
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.Timothy Leary
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
Well - Behaved women rarely make history.Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
