Sex Quotes
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.Zsa Zsa Gabo
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.Woody Allen
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Michael Sinz
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.Susan Sontag
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.Edmund White
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Woody Allen
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.Dick Brandon
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.Alfred Kinsey
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.James Grover Thurbe
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.This Is Spinal Tap
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.Katharine Graham
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.Gore Vidal
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.Sybil Adelman
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.Karl Marx
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.Marquis de Sade
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.Bette Davis
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.Becky Rodenbeck
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.George Burns
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.Mark Twain
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.Jimmy Demaret
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.Lord Chesterfield
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.Shelly Roberts
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.Marquis de Sade
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.Gore Vidal
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.Marc Maihueird
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.Henry Mille
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.Simone de Beauvoi
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.Karl Kraus
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.Marilyn Monroe
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.Jimmy Swaggart
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.Woody Allen
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.G. Stanley Hall
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
