Sex Quotes

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
George burns - i can remember when the air was clean and sex was...
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Edmund white - the aids epidemic has rolled back a big rotting...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Saint Augustine
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
This Is Spinal Tap
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Pierre Corneille
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles