Sex Quotes

Brigid brophy - i refuse to consign the whole male sex to the...
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
Marilyn monroe - a sex symbol becomes a thing. i hate being a...
John barrymore - sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of...
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
G. Stanley Hall
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoi
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray