Sex Quotes

Mark twain - of the delights of this world man cares most for...
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
W. somerset maugham - my own belief is that there is hardly anyone...
Joseph fische - sex is hereditary. if your parents never had it,...
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
It is easier to talk about money - - And much easier to talk about sex - - Than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.
Smiley Blanton
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn