Week Quotes

Mark twain - i must have a prodigious quantity of mind it...
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe Lewis
John shirley - weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good...
Will rogers - take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would...
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.
John Sloan Dickey
You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
Walter Slezak
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
Graham Greene
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinge
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.
Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".
It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.
Gareth Roberts
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
George S. Patton
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffe
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.
Robert Jones Burdette
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Elbert Hubbard
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
A week is a long time in politics.
Harold Wilson
Someday is not a day of the week.
Anonymous
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Oliver Wendell Holmes