Week Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Woody Allen

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

Richard Diran

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

Elbert Hubbard

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.

Robert Joseph Bob Dole

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

Someday is not a day of the week.

Anonymous

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinge

It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.

Seneca

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.

Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004

You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.

Walter Slezak

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Will Rogers