Week Quotes

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

Will Rogers

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.

Woody Allen

The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.

John Sloan Dickey

Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.

Weekend Update

Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Airplane

Someday is not a day of the week.

Anonymous

Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.

Zenna Schaffe

A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.

Margaret Mead

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Joseph Addison

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain