Fun Quotes

George bernard shaw - my way of joking is to tell the truth. it is the...
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
W, Willard Wirtz
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.
Unknown
Ferdinand foch - the fundamental qualities for good execution of a...
Emma thompson, vanity fai - i was brought up by very witty people who were...
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.
Jack London
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.
Mother Theresa
Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but with a special function of its own in human experience.
Johann Huizinga
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Child Age 13
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Richard Royste
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
Lionel Richie
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld