Fun Quotes
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.F. Scott Fitzgerald
The human mind is our fundamental resource.John Fitzgerald Kennedy
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.Nathan M. Pusey
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.Jim We
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
Form follows function.Louis Henri Sullivan
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.Sun - Tzu
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.Albert Schweitze
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.Mother Theresa
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.Joe Namath
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.Sidney Madwed
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.Laura Ingalls Wilde
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species.Dalai Lama, The Times (1999)
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.Aldous Huxley
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.George Santayana
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency.Margaret Fulle
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.Albert Einstein
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.Sir Thomas Beecham
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.Barber B. Conable, J
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.Dennis Mille
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.Bertrand Russell
