Fun Quotes

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
Lionel richie - the music business was not safe, but it was fun....
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundemental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Thomas hardy - the fundamental error of their matrimonial union...
George santayana - advertising is the modern substitute for argument...
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Aldous Huxley
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
Amelia Earhart
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund - Raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.
William Hamilton
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.
Jack Nicklaus
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.
Lewis Thomas
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.
Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.
Jim We
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
Miguel de Unamuno
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.
Robin Tyle
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringe
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self - Consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.
John W. N. Sullivan
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
Dwight D Eisenhowe
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred Allen
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
George Carlin, You Are All Diseased