Fun Quotes

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Jon kabit - zinn - the funny thing about stopping is that as soon as...
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.
Doug Hall
Henry commage - if our democracy is to flourish, it must have...
Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species.
Dalai Lama, The Times (1999)
Bill vaughan - a three - year - old child is a being who gets...
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andrew A. Rooney
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
To love what you do and feel that it matters - How could anything be more fun.
Katharine Graham
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Annie Gottlie
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.
Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Max Eastman
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.
William Faulkne
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it.
John Anthony Ciardi
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Richard Royste
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Child Age 13