Fun Quotes
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.George Santayana
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.David Brinkley
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.Henry J. Tillman
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.Lester R Bittel
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund - Raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.William Hamilton
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.Sun - Tzu
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.Dwight D Eisenhowe
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.Katharine Fullerton Gerould
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.Phiroz Mehta
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy
A functioning police state needs no police.William S. Burroughs
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurbe
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw
