Fun Quotes

The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.
Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Robin tyle - fundamentalists are to christianity what paint -...
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.
Hermann Hesse
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
Katharine fullerton gerould - funny how people despise platitudes, when they...
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.
Lewis Thomas
Dan cruickshank - in short, the building becomes a theatrical...
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.
Donald G. Smith
Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but with a special function of its own in human experience.
Johann Huizinga
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
Carl Jung
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.
Jim Rohn
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Annie Gottlie
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F Scott